July 20, 2009...3:22 am

HORNEY HUMPING FLESH EATING TEEN ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE

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Those of you lucky enough to have attended our last gala may have noticed an unusual number of semi-naked-lingirae-clad-blue-slime-oozing-horney-humping-flesh-eating-teen-zombies-from-outer-space running about the yard .                     Well don’t worry . It was only a movie .

Yes, Warren Lynch is at it again . In my own back yard .  It took weeks to get rid of the infestation. Hey , you zombies , get off the lawn !

4 Comments

  • Baby killers! (Killing with a baby doll?)
    Very photogenic characters. Recommendation: MORE blue slime!

  • WTF!, There are no fast zombies…the slow relentless plodding is part of the terror.

    • Dude , they’re spaceghouls from outer space, they’ll eat your face. Didn’t you hear the theme song?
      I only called them zombies in the headline to get more zombie related hits.
      Point taken . Thanks for tuning in .

  • Thanks for letting us run around screaming in your woods all afternoon, Vermin! It was an honor to finally meet you!


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