VERMIN GETS MORE VOTES THAN SANTA,JESUS,MICKEY MOUSE,DONALD DUCK, AND JOE THE PLUMBER COMBINED!

The official results of the 2008 presidential and congressional elections were released Thursday by the Federal Election Commission, nearly nine months after voters went to the polls.

The top races were widely covered in the media, but the new report sheds light on a unique, parallel, political contest: tens of thousands of votes cast for write-in candidates, ultra-fringe parties, and fictitious (or erroneous) contenders.

Some highlights from the bottom of the electoral barrel:

Candidates for President of the United States
Claus, Mr. Santa: 9 votes
Clinton, Mr. Bill: 19 votes
Duck, Mr. Donald: 7 votes
Jesus, Mr. [blank]: 5 votes
Jockey, Mr. The: 809 votes
Mouse, Mr. Mickey: 11 votes
Plumber, Mr. Joe: 5 votes
Supreme, Mr. Vermin: 43 votes

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/final-2008-tally-in-bill-clinton-edges-out-santa-2009-08-08.html

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One response to “VERMIN GETS MORE VOTES THAN SANTA,JESUS,MICKEY MOUSE,DONALD DUCK, AND JOE THE PLUMBER COMBINED!

  1. Joe the Plumber

    Thanks for all your good hard work on these points Mr Supreme. Your vigilance is an inspiration, your inspiration is invigorating and your invigoration is vigilant!

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