Vermin Supreme is the only candidate that wants to sit in your living room ,
watching your television set , with his feet , propped up on your furniture .
Vermin Supreme is the only candidate , who promises free ponies for all Americans.
Best known, for his never ending , fringe, presidential campain in support of mandatory toothbrushing , Vermin Supreme , has been described as ‘ the most dangerous clown in America ‘
Others have described him thusly :
“In this country anyone can run for president, we say .
And if he wants to do it with a giant toothbrush
and call himself Vermin Supreme, he can do it .
But as a reporter, I’m under no obligation to pay any attention to him .
We’ve a very valuable, small amount of air time at ABC News .
I wish we had more….I should spend our time on Vermin Supreme?
Not a chance! “………….. ABC News correspondent Sam Donaldson
“I met the Vermin in 1992, and I saw behind that showmanship,
a communication strategy
which is to show the American people that
our politics has been turned into entertainment,
and he just took it to the extreme .
So I think he is a good communicator”.
consumer advocate/presidential candidate Ralph Nader
” He sounds like a jester out of King Lear .
I mean this is a classic figure in history .
There’s always the fool in the court who’s half nuts, but half wise .
The one who whispers in the ear of the conquerer, ‘ you’re mortal ‘…..
Slightly insane, slightly a bit of a put on, and a lot of accurate satire .
I don’t think it’s a detriment to the political system .
I think it’s a nice accroutemont”..
syndicated Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer
” …a great American…” …………………….
Presidential coulda been John McCain
“….a political god…….”…….. syndicated Miami Herald humorous columnist Dave Barry
Vermin Supreme is a Ben and Jerry flavor, containing chocolate rat feces.
Vote for Vermin Supreme
or terrible things could happen to your family while you sleep.
2 Comments
November 7, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I’m sorry to see that after another election, we are no closer to getting Mr Supreme into the oval office. Maybe next time around the country will be ready to make the plunge. I didn’t see his name on the Presidential ballot, so instead I was forced to vote for Obama (I’m sorry).
Peace Out!
Spinning Charlie
January 7, 2009 at 7:07 am
I had the pleasure of meeting The Vermin at RNC 2008. He kept me entertained as I sold my campaign buttons. I hope you read this Vermin. If you do tell your wife hello for me. You guys are great!!! Do you plan on running for president again? I hope so.