LIVING ORGAN DONOR SHAKING THE KIDNEY TREE.

Dear friends ,

This holiday season , why not consider giving the gift of an internal organ.

My name is Vermin Supreme . I am a living kidney donor .

I am using my elevated moral position, as an organ donor, to make this urgent appeal .

Right now , some , 70,000 Americans are in need of a kidney .

My dear friend ,  Virgil Fowler , is one of these Americans .

Virgil is a simple family man . A man of simple tastes . He lives a simple lifestyle .

Through no fault of his own , he finds himself in end stage renal failure . Bummer , dude .

VERMIN SUPREME WANTS TO GUILT TRIP  YOU .

When my friend Luke Clemente’s kidneys were failing, a few years back ,

I jokingly offered to trade one of my kidneys for one of his testicles .

Unfortunately for him , I had already committed to giving one of mine,

(kidney,not testicle ) ,  to my mother , who was also entering end stage kidney failure .

He died , but my mother lived .

I dedicated my kidney donation to him.

FACT : YOU  HAVE ONE MORE KIDNEY THAN YOU REALLY NEED !

It costs nothing to screen to be a potential kidney( or marrow or liver) donor .

In fact, it’s a great way to get a free medical checkup !

( I got a free colonoscopy  as part of my screening.)

It starts with a simple blood test . They put both your antibodies in a little test tube wrestling ring .

If the anti-bodies fight too much…maybe you’re not a good match.

But, if they  don’t fight.   BINGO.    You could be a donor . It’s fast . It’s fun . It’s easy .

Of course , there is a long series of screening tests ,beyond that ,to assure compatibility .

Anywhere along the way , even if promising , you could be rejected, for any number of reasons .

FACT : A DONOR  WILL REGAIN 90% OF THEIR ORIGINAL KIDNEY CAPACITY. ie you can still drink.

NO WORRIES :  They will not take your organs from you unless you are extremely healthy.

At any time during the process ,  you can opt out , and change your mind. No questions asked.

(The recipient will be told you were not an acceptable match.)

FACT : EVEN IF NOT COMPATIBLE WITH VIRGIL , YOU COULD STILL GIVE ONE UP AND SAVE A LIFE .

AND STILL BE DOING VIRGIL A SOLID. If you do  donate to a needy stranger, on the list, whom you do match ,

through some complex  set of calculations , Virgil , will be bumped up the list .

(or something like that, if my recall is correct .)

FACT : RECOVERY TIME WAS PRETTY DAMN QUICK. The operation is laprascopic .

A couple day  post-op stay in the hospital.

After two weeks , I was back on the playground, wrangling rugrats .

At three weeks, I was riding a Stegosaurus ,at the grand opening of the Creation Museum.

After six weeks , I was back carrying and climbing 24 foot ladders . (will work for food)

Of course, I don’t want to minimize the first week and a half of ‘hard’ recovery.

( Couch bound , with a pain equivalent, of a good  hard kick to the nuts .)

But hey ,That’s what pain meds are for.

DONATING ORGANS AFTER YOU’RE DEAD IS NICE , BUT WHY NOT GO FOR THE EXTRA GUSTO .

DONATE YOUR ORGANS WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE . NOW THAT’S EXTREME .

My name is Vermin Supreme, I approve of this message . Thank you for your time.

If interested call the VIRGIL KIDNEY DRIVE HOT LINE 1-207-461-0442

or e-mail Deandre  at :  virguall@aol.com

We are stardust we are carbon, we are bio bags of organs .

George Tucker recently completed a residency at Becky and Vermin World .

See you in Rainbowland ,  brother .

XX

VERMIN PIX FROM G20

twitter coverage of clown warfare

G20 PROTESTERS … A GATHERING OF THE GREAT UNWASHED

By Neal Boortz @ September 25, 2009 8:21 AM

Every time the G20 decides to hold a summit, you can guarantee that the grungy moonbats will be there to protest. When I say moonbats, I am talking about the true underbelly of the unproductive class. They get out their signs about the evils of capitalism. They throw rocks at police cars, roll trash bins around the streets, light things on fire. Basically their form of protest is on the mental level of a child. Throwing a temper tantrum. I wouldn’t expect anything less. And sure enough … they showed up again in Pittsburgh. Police using pepper spray and smoke to contain the violent protesters. Me? I would vote for dogs.

This is all a big game with these groady kids. Many of them just take their little anarchist party on the road, traveling from location to location to stage their little protests and smoke some weed. In no way do these ratty kids represent their generation .. they’re aberrations. The worst thing you can do is ignore than.

This weekend is the Family Research Council’s lobbying arm sponsored Value Voter Summit.

We have attended the last couple of years  , and always have a good time .

Here is Steven Baldwin telling like he never could on

IM A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE .

LEVEES TO THE SKY YO !

From the people who brought you Horny Humping Flesh Eating Zombies From Outer Space , a new movie-parody-tattoo-parlor-advertisement . This delightful commercial was filmed on our very own front porch . Check out my star turn as a dancing background hillbilly . Yee Haw

Frank Cook was a dreadlock Rainbow hippie and an amazing Herbalist.

He was a friend to a number of my friends .

His passing has brought me to his videos .

I bring them to you. Enjoy . Eat weeds.

The official results of the 2008 presidential and congressional elections were released Thursday by the Federal Election Commission, nearly nine months after voters went to the polls.

The top races were widely covered in the media, but the new report sheds light on a unique, parallel, political contest: tens of thousands of votes cast for write-in candidates, ultra-fringe parties, and fictitious (or erroneous) contenders.

Some highlights from the bottom of the electoral barrel:

Candidates for President of the United States
Claus, Mr. Santa: 9 votes
Clinton, Mr. Bill: 19 votes
Duck, Mr. Donald: 7 votes
Jesus, Mr. [blank]: 5 votes
Jockey, Mr. The: 809 votes
Mouse, Mr. Mickey: 11 votes
Plumber, Mr. Joe: 5 votes
Supreme, Mr. Vermin: 43 votes

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/final-2008-tally-in-bill-clinton-edges-out-santa-2009-08-08.html

Film critics , I’m telling you…..CLICK BELOW IF YOU DARE……..

The fine folks at FilmThreat have written a scathing two star review of our new movie Vote Jesus.
see  : crackpot,  nazi circus clown, waste of time

And a scathing review of my scathing review of their scathing review.
see  :       festering sore of a leading man

In case you haven’t seen the trailer , here it is…
But don’t get confused , Vermin Supreme is not in the movie.
He is acting in the movie .

And the anti- trailer