Vermin Supreme is the only candidate , who promises free ponies for all Americans.
Best known, for his never ending , fringe, presidential campain in support of mandatory toothbrushing , Vermin Supreme , has been described as ‘ the most dangerous clown in America ‘
Others have described him thusly :
“In this country anyone can run for president, we say .
And if he wants to do it with a giant toothbrush
and call himself Vermin Supreme, he can do it .
But as a reporter, I’m under no obligation to pay any attention to him .
We’ve a very valuable, small amount of air time at ABC News .
I wish we had more….I should spend our time on Vermin Supreme?
Not a chance! “………….. ABC News correspondent Sam Donaldson
“I met the Vermin in 1992, and I saw behind that showmanship,
a communication strategy
which is to show the American people that
our politics has been turned into entertainment,
and he just took it to the extreme .
So I think he is a good communicator”.
consumer advocate/presidential candidate Ralph Nader
” He sounds like a jester out of King Lear .
I mean this is a classic figure in history .
There’s always the fool in the court who’s half nuts, but half wise .
The one who whispers in the ear of the conquerer, ‘ you’re mortal ‘…..
Slightly insane, slightly a bit of a put on, and a lot of accurate satire .
I don’t think it’s a detriment to the political system .
I think it’s a nice accroutemont”..
syndicated Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer
” …a great American…” …………………….
Presidential coulda been John McCain
“….a political god…….”…….. syndicated Miami Herald humorous columnist Dave Barry
Vermin Supreme is a Ben and Jerry flavor, containing chocolate rat feces.
Vote for Vermin Supreme
or terrible things could happen to your family while you sleep.