G20 PROTESTERS … A GATHERING OF THE GREAT UNWASHED
By Neal Boortz @ September 25, 2009 8:21 AM
Every time the G20 decides to hold a summit, you can guarantee that the grungy moonbats will be there to protest. When I say moonbats, I am talking about the true underbelly of the unproductive class. They get out their signs about the evils of capitalism. They throw rocks at police cars, roll trash bins around the streets, light things on fire. Basically their form of protest is on the mental level of a child. Throwing a temper tantrum. I wouldn’t expect anything less. And sure enough … they showed up again in Pittsburgh. Police using pepper spray and smoke to contain the violent protesters. Me? I would vote for dogs.
This is all a big game with these groady kids. Many of them just take their little anarchist party on the road, traveling from location to location to stage their little protests and smoke some weed. In no way do these ratty kids represent their generation .. they’re aberrations. The worst thing you can do is ignore than.
From the people who brought you Horny Humping Flesh Eating Zombies From Outer Space , a new movie-parody-tattoo-parlor-advertisement . This delightful commercial was filmed on our very own front porch . Check out my star turn as a dancing background hillbilly . Yee Haw
The official results of the 2008 presidential and congressional elections were released Thursday by the Federal Election Commission, nearly nine months after voters went to the polls.
The top races were widely covered in the media, but the new report sheds light on a unique, parallel, political contest: tens of thousands of votes cast for write-in candidates, ultra-fringe parties, and fictitious (or erroneous) contenders.
Some highlights from the bottom of the electoral barrel:
Candidates for President of the United States
Claus, Mr. Santa: 9 votes
Clinton, Mr. Bill: 19 votes
Duck, Mr. Donald: 7 votes
Jesus, Mr. [blank]: 5 votes
Jockey, Mr. The: 809 votes
Mouse, Mr. Mickey: 11 votes
Plumber, Mr. Joe: 5 votes
Supreme, Mr. Vermin: 43 votes
Those of you lucky enough to have attended our last gala may have noticed an unusual number of semi-naked-lingirae-clad-blue-slime-oozing-horney-humping-flesh-eating-teen-zombies-from-outer-space running about the yard . Well don’t worry . It was only a movie .
Yes, Warren Lynch is at it again . In my own back yard . It took weeks to get rid of the infestation. Hey , you zombies , get off the lawn !
